Remus J Lupin

Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit....

[Messy Private to Order]
Assistance... please... I got...  a letter. It was signed in blood. I believe it to be from Fenrir Greyback, saying he has someone I'm supposed to look for, to save... a damsel in distress.

[Private to MARLEY]
CHECK IN Marley, please, let me know you're okay...

For once, I'm not feeling so bad...
So can someone please give me something to do? I feel useless. If I didn't already. There are only so many  puzzles I can entertain myself with, I need a job to do or people to see.

[Private to Friends]
I'm okay. Was knocked out. Got concussion and am at Mungo's.
How's Dorcas? Also Lily - can I cover Dorcas' patrols until she's well, please?

I AM GOING STIR CRAZY HERE! I'm suffocating under Sirius' dirty laundry.
Someone give me something to do!

It's true, what they say. The worst time to feel helpless is when you can't help those closest to you.

Or something like that.

[Private to Marauders]
Drinks? Please?

[Private to Marley]
Feeling better?I wonder if I should

How are you?

This heatwave will be the death of me. Not only is it forecast to be a high temperature at the full moon but my mother wishes to take me for a game of tennis. I know we used to go and see Wimbledon at this point every year, but really what with my duties elsewhere I can't go.... it's a break in tradition. One I don't think she will like.

In other news, I think my owl is turning into a magpie. In the last three days he has brought me two rings, one gold chain and a locket. I think somehow he realises I have fallen on hard times, what with my unemployability and all... I mean I haven't exactly got a world of wealth behind me and though mum and dad said they'd help out I'd like to at least try and be self sufficient.

Says the boy who is sat outside attempting to do a crossword in the same t-shirt he's had for five years....

( Remus J. Lupin. Aka Moony. )